Scott Crawford is this fuckin’ guy…I don’t know how to explain him, because, well, I’m him.
Yeah, sorry, I’m too poor to hire someone to re-animate David Foster Wallace so he can write my bio. That doesn’t even get into the amount of money that David Foster Wallace would charge me, because he killed himself, and if I brought him back, he’d be pissed, bro!
In a perfect world, the site will serve as a portfolio site for my various endeavors (web sites, writings, music and other projects), along with some news updates and other bullshit. Realistically, this is the latest of many web sites that get abandoned by me eventually, so get in on it early and maximize your disappointment!