Imma end it like this tonight…

Brains do terrible stuff sometimes.

When I was looking in my freezer just now, I saw a DiGiorno frozen pizza. (I do not receive any compensation from this brand or its subsidiaries. The brand name is relevant to the post. Stay with me here.)

My brain, I think because I’d just seen mention of this mash-up, immediately started making me sing, to the tune of Marilyn Manson’s “The Beautiful People”…

The DiGiorno pizza
The DiGiorno pizza
It’s not really pizza but it’s sorta like pizza

…and then I decided to go to bed, before I got any deeper into the lyrics.