"you sound like a guy who wants to make something of yourself, so i'm sure you will, sooner or later."
-Iggy Pop on me, 1994
"...the guy acts like an ASSHOLE."
-Roger Ebert on me, 2010
(How'd I do, Iggy?)
Among other things, I've been a writer, a musician, a webmaster, a DJ, a convention organizer, a model, a wedding officiant, an erstwhile collectibles dealer, and a coke addict strip club owner in a virtual world. (That last one is play acting. Sorta.)
My work in various fields has been featured on MSNBC, and in publications like Beckett Sports Monthly, Propaganda, Resident Advisor and No Cover. I'm retired these days, but my hobbies keep me busy.
As I am no longer an active member of the workforce, I am not accepting offers of bona fide work these days. If you're interested in touching base or asking questions specific to my experience anyway, feel free, but please be respectful of my situation and genuine in your intentions.